Have you ever read a fanfic that was
popular and yet really bad? Did you make fun of it with your friends, complain
about it in chat, but not dare to say anything about it in public because
pissy authors and their friends will send you spam and flames instead of
admitting their work isn't perfect? Well, we're not putting up with that
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writers are often attention-seeking crybabies who can't write, and they
need a slap to the fuckin' head.
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REBEL TOY Hates bad grammar, angst, and bad love stories. Loves WAFF, humor, and smut.
#1 Fanfic Peeve: men/boys written to act like teenaged girls.
LEATHER DADDY I'm always finding the worst fics and purposely inflicting them on myself... and others.
#1 Fanfic Peeve: Soulbonds through sex, especially anal sex. Spare me, please. People don't keep their souls where the sun don't shine.
MIDNIGHT MUTATION Hates seeing overdone cliches, characters that aren't in-character, and plot holes large enough to stuff the author's entire high school class in.
#1 Fanfic Peeve: Fic writers that ignore the established canon without a damn good reason to.
PINK FREAK Likes fun smut (and non-smut too) that keeps people in character. Hates many things including crying, JP in English fics, and the overemphasis of virginity.
#1 Fanfic Peeve: after much consideration, probably the usage of Japanese in a fic that is not a JP fic.
VICIOUS BABY Hates crybabies, the inability to use a spellchecker, Mary-Sue characters, and random, unexplained out-of-character behavior. Loves smut (PWP if it's handled right,) cheeze, original fics, satire fics, and comedies.
#1 Fanfic Peeve: Mary-Sue characters
FERAL CHEEKS Hates out-of-character being passed off as in-character, glaring cultural anachronisms, authors making comments inside their own stories.
#1 Fanfic Peeve: Overwrought descriptions (my, those melting chocolate eyes sound... tasty, I guess)
GILDED FANTASY Hates complete irreverance for canon and plausibility, out of canon relationships/ romance, angst. Likes well-written serious vingettes, parody and comedy.
#1 Fanfic Peeve: Gundam Wing Yaoi (subject to change)
PURPLE OUTCAST Hates out of character fics, self insertion/mary-sue fics, lack of character development and plot. Likes: When fic writers use logic.
#1 Fanfic Peeve: Those perfect mary-sue characters, my... they're so perfect why angst?
ELECTRIC DESIRE Hates mpreg, OOC, fanon, etc. Likes in-character fic, and proper use of grammar, spell-check, and hopefully at least one beta-reader.
#1 Fanfic Peeve: Fanon fic. Series/game? What series/game? That only impairs my fic...
VELVET VENUS Hates male characters turned into teenage girls, implausible relationships with no justification, OOC, stories that skimp on plot just to get to the smut. Likes parody, UST and smut. XD
#1 Fanfic Peeve: You are the uke, therefore your lose all character traits and turn into a crying little virgin.
LUNAR LOVE Likes: intelligent smut, intelligent comedy, intelligent grammar and spelling choices, intelligence in general. Hates: ...well, everything else. Including you and your fic. Go away.
#1 Fanfic Peeve: Any fanfic that has obviously not been spellchecked. Respect your own damn output a little, people.
GUNSTAR HEROINE Hates obvious Mary Sues, OOCness, and overuse of original characters. Likes: Well-done romance, thoughtful parody.
#1 fanfic peeve: Altering a character's most basic personality for the sake of your fic. If you're going to use a personality of your own creation, write original fiction, please...
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This slap to the head was administered at 4:33 a.m. on Monday, February 17, 2003.